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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/20/2013 at 18:46 • Filed to: Babes

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Shin Soo-ji

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2013 at 18:49

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1 upper here!

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/20/2013 at 18:51

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YSI-what can brown do for you > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2013 at 18:53

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Psh, why do people like Asian women. . . It just doesn't make sense to me.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you 08/20/2013 at 18:55

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Psh, why do people not like Asian women?. . . It just doesn't make sense to me.

Sparf > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2013 at 18:55

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Until I noticed her foot spinning I was sure she'd performed some kind of hip joint magic.

Shit, I've really gotten rusty since my karate days.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Sparf 08/20/2013 at 18:56

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I think her hips are magical.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2013 at 18:58

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Brother ?

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PowderHound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2013 at 19:00

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How did she just do that… I'm baffled

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you 08/20/2013 at 19:02

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I have the yellow fever too! Brother

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PowderHound 08/20/2013 at 19:03

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Pure Fucking Magic... I'm turned on

YSI-what can brown do for you > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2013 at 19:14

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The best kind of fever.

Casper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2013 at 19:17

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Her pre-throw stretching was nearly worth making baseball worth watching...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > YSI-what can brown do for you 08/20/2013 at 19:29

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I'll be in my bunk

Dogapult > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/20/2013 at 19:38

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mmmmm....flexibility....